The column is still available on the magazine’s website.

I offered to try to write an astrology column for Cream Scene when I came on board as regular staff & this is the result.

Obviously, I’m not an astrologer, nor am I very versed in astrology but I can look up the month’s transits & see where they hit the specific houses of the rising signs. I then analyzed the symbolic consequences of each transit on each house & created a cumulative picture for myself & just felt into it & started writing some bullshit.

At that point, I pulled a few tarot cards & waited to hear a song in my head. The result is this column.

It’s maybe not accurate but it’s certainly entertaining.